Monday One Liners

My son asked me what it’s like to be married, so I told him to leave me alone and when he did I asked him why he was ignoring me.

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Monday One Liners

My husband is on the roof – only a few inches away from an insurance claim that could completely change my life.

( I feel the need to add a disclaimer to this one. I have a fairly sarcastic sense of humor. My husband is afraid of heights, and I really do love him and want him around as long as possible.)