Tag: Monday one liners
Never ask a woman who is eating ice-cream straight from the carton how she’s doing.
My husband is on the roof – only a few inches away from an insurance claim that could completely change my life.
( I feel the need to add a disclaimer to this one. I have a fairly sarcastic sense of humor. My husband is afraid of heights, and I really do love him and want him around as long as possible.)
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